My wife and I are huge, HUGE Punderdome fans. The HUGEST! We visit every chance we get.

This is Punderdome: Punderdome - Wikipedia

I have been invited to deliver a PPPP (Previously Prepared Punderdome Puntification) during the 2-minute interval when the stars of the show are rushingly creating stand-up routines based on a prompt at the front of the stage.

I will entertain the crowd during this interval, and I'm going to knock their socks off. I'm currently drilling to ensure I come in under the 2-minute mark.

If this doesn't bring our friends down to join us, I don't know what else I'm supposed to do.

I'll put up a link to tickets the moment they're available.